WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE MY BEARD?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/24/2015 at 22:27 • Filed to: beardlopnik

Trick question, of course you wanna see my beard.

DISCUSSION (49)

Alex B > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:32

Alex B > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:33

I thought this was a picture of Shia Lebouf at first..

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:33

Oh, so you’re one of those scruffy beard people.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
05/24/2015 at 22:34

It just sorta grows that way, pleb.

TheHondaBro > Alex B
05/24/2015 at 22:34

I can see it.

TheHondaBro > Alex B
05/24/2015 at 22:34

CB > Alex B
05/24/2015 at 22:36

Actual cannibal Shia Labouf?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:41

Hipster! Go drink your cold brew coffee on your fixie bike!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:43

With a beard like that, of course you drive a Honda.

TheHondaBro > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
05/24/2015 at 22:44

IM NO HIPSTER IM JUST PERSIAN DAMNIT!

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:45

No, for I am a patrician.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:47

My friend Alex Hasansada is Persian and I gave him shit, but his beard was so thin it was silly, he doesn’t have the genes for it.

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:49

I miss my beard. Damn it HondaBro

TheHondaBro > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
05/24/2015 at 22:51

I have a thick beard.

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala!
05/24/2015 at 22:51

GROW IT OUT!

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:53

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:53

Noice. I wish I could, but I work for beard hating fascists.

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/24/2015 at 22:58

I go lumberjacking in my Accord.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 22:59

And you have the coupe right?

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/24/2015 at 23:00

Yessir.

ptak appreciates old racecars > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:02

tfw I’m 17 and I can’t grow a kickass alphabeard and I’m a lazy piece of expletive so I just wait a week before shaving the peach fuzz off my face with a yellow Bic wishing I had that bitchin’ straight razor I saw on Boardwalk Emp

TheHondaBro > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/24/2015 at 23:03

I’m not 17.

And I had peach fuzz in 2nd grade.

ptak appreciates old racecars > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:07

Oops that was misleading nvm I edited my post

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:10

I wish I had a beard, all I have are those two little short hairs on the bottom of my chin.

TheHondaBro > ptak appreciates old racecars
05/24/2015 at 23:10

That was misleading.

Beard pleb.

TheHondaBro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
05/24/2015 at 23:11

You just gotta wait it out.

Then again, I had an epic beard when I was 15.

ptak appreciates old racecars > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:16

tfw I don’t cause cactus infections in peoples’ Australian regions

youhityougetbit.tiff.rar

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:17

How many trips do you have to make for an average tree

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/24/2015 at 23:20

All the trips.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:22

So what you're admitting to is that your car is not as practical

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/24/2015 at 23:23

Don’t care. Dat VTEC.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:24

Please no.

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:27

For the time being, im not allowed.

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/24/2015 at 23:28

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala!
05/24/2015 at 23:28

You work at a food place?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:31

I love that gif tho.

Scary__goongala! > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:33

Nope, National Guard and Enterprise.

TheHondaBro > Scary__goongala!
05/24/2015 at 23:36

Oh.

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro
05/24/2015 at 23:47

Just don’t get all wackadoodle like Mr. Lebouf...

Burrito de EJ25 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 00:03

I do not want to see your bacteria depository.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 00:09

Your BeardTEC just kicked in yo!!!

But seriously, you can make a really good Shia LeBeouf stunt double, possibly with a better personality.

TheHondaBro > Burrito de EJ25
05/25/2015 at 00:15

Burrito de EJ25 > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 00:17

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 00:34

Persians are the hipsters of the near east.

“Ali...you’ve probably never heard of him...”

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti
05/25/2015 at 00:35

I’VE FUCKING HEARD OF ALI THEY’RE ALL NAMED ALI!

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 00:39

The Persians followed Ali before it was cool. Now they're running around Arabia trying to set up indy Ali coffee joints pissing off all the Arab squares.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:35

NICE TRY SHIA LEBEOUF, WE KNOW IT’S YOU!

TheHondaBro > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
05/25/2015 at 11:37

Does that mean I can get royalties from Transformers “Check Out All These Cool Cars?”

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro
05/25/2015 at 11:45

I would inquire into that.